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Hey Everydoggy,

Sorry I havent written for a while. Dad and I have been working REALLY hard on getting DWB-TV up and running. Actually dad has been working hard, I have just been lying on the floor watching, and interupting him every 10 or so minutes :-)

Will post a new update soon!

Luv Chuxy

My BIGGEST fan?

Hey Pups,

Well, It's "Stupid" hot in Sydney town today. We kinda skipped spring, and went straight from winter to summer.
Im the spoildest dog in the world - hot day, my humans make a spot for me on the cool tile floor, and set up a fan for me to sit in front of :-)



It was SWEET!!



So sweet in fact, I felt the need to mark/blog the occasion. But It was to hot hot for "The Zoomies", so I thought it was best if just got my "Fruit On" inside with "The Rollies with Nipsy chops" instead.







I was havin a freak'n ball! And then I got to thinkin?



I know I have many fans :-) (Modest? - Not Much)
But who gets he honor of having ME as their biggest fan?

Well, I do REALLY love the T-Wolf!
We have SOOOO much in common, it's Stupid!

But when they made me, they threatened to break the mould. But, they didnt!
They used my cast one more time.
They made another Charlie Retriever, 10 years later!



My Boy, Charlie, from Portland Oregon.

So, not to get shmooshy, but "Lil Charlie, Im your BIGGEST fan!"
I see something in you that I REALLY like, ME!

So from now on, I share the name "Chuck-Z-Bux" with you.

To commemorate this auspicious occasion, here is your official, DWB approved "Chuck-Z-Buk"



It's like one of those platinum amex's! People go "Freeky" in the head when you show them one of these.

So there you have it!



But my question to you, dear reader is,

Who's biggest fan are you?

P.S. For those of you who were interested in the drunken haircut - here's the pics.

The Mad Scientist



The Mad Scientist, without the Mad Scientist do.



And how did this happen?



Humans are SOOOOO Stupid :-)

I'm Lovin It!

Hey Pups,



Dinner time came, and NOBODY was inspired by the contents of the refrigerator, and SHM, being the wonderfully intelligent human being that she is, had a FANTASTIC idea!



McDonalds! There's only one thing that gets a better reaction in our house than the blue bag those big juicy bones arrive in, and thats that little brown paper bag with the golden arches!
Dont forget to swipe off those gherkins and junk Mum, I dont want a "Guts-ache"!



Engage "Super Food Inhaler" mode - this greasy little number isn't even gonna touch the sides!



YES! - GET IN MY BELLY!!!!!!!!



I TOTALLY didnt even chew that burger - STRAIGHT DOWN BABY!

IM LOVIN IT!

Charlie Cheeseburger

Ramblings

Hi Pups,

First of all - Don't forget to



We need to keep the big wheel turning.

I was also just over at Dachshies Rule and was happy to learn I am not the only doggie who is subjected to a plethora of STOOOOOOOOOOOPID names.
And I was thinking of starting another game of Tag, but seeing as how there has been a lot of those lately, and I would prefer to see you use the keystrokes commenting on other dogs blogs, I will just tag me:-)

My Stupid humans also call me:

Chuckles
Chuck Z Bucks
Chicko Martinez
Snoots
Old Man

And the latest, which is REEEEEEEALLY bad,

Yucky Boy

Why? Dad was watching that episode of Seinfeld where Jerry bounced the cheque at the Bodega Supermarket, and the guy calls him Yerry, instead of Jerry, so instead of Chucky, I am now Yucky!

Like the T-Wolf says, " Humans are SOOOOOOOOOO Stupid!"

I was also reading on the ULTRA COOL AO4 blog about Zim, I was so jealous of the Pirate Garb!

I wish my humans would buy me an eyepatch...............NO FAIR!

Yucky

Humans are SOOOOOOO Stupid!

Hi,

What is it with humans and clocks?
They arent allowed to do anything unless their stupid clocks say the right numbers.
For example, Opy and I were just chilling in the loungeroom, when my tummy decided its time to eat. So Opy and I went outside and sat near the door that the food comes through. But nothing happened. We went back inside to make sure mum and dad knew we were ready to eat, and we were in the appropriate position to receive food, but still, nothing?



I dont understand? We are sitting by the door, ready to eat? Whats missing here, oh, ah, how about some freekin FOOD!



But oh no, you cant eat yet Charlie, because the clock says its not dinner time.

That is SO STUPID - My tummy says it IS dinner time!

So in an effort to rectify this silly little "Human" quirk, I have constructed a clock for all of my doggie friends out there that have this same problem.

I give you, "Charlie's Clock"



Please print it out, and next time your humans want to know what time it is, you can tell them with confidence, "ITS FEEDING TIME!"